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A Japanese pornstar has offered to sleep with Chinese students to apologise for her country’s invasion of theirs in 1937. The incursion sparked the Second Sino-Japanese War which led to the death of approximately 20 million Chinese people after the conflict merged with World War II as a front of the Pacific War. According to The Korea Times, pornstar Anri Suzuki, 24, who has a doctorate in history with a thesis on the invasion, will have sex with Chinese students to make up for the war. Suzuki said: “We have to respect history and cannot obliterate it. I want to cure the wounds of Chinese with my body, and I am practising this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan. “I think it is psychological compensation to them. Actually, Chinese students treat me more friendly and comfortably than Japanese.”
More fun jobs you wish you had! LEE MILL, DEVON, England—Calling jobseekers: You won’t see this at your local employment center. As employment becomes ever more scarce in Britain, one lucky couple will soon be bucking the credit crunch in style, as online sex toy retailer Adult Pleasure Zone is seeking to find its latest employees: an energetic couple to become the world’s leading sex toy testers. The job requires the couple to test-drive the retailer’s hundreds of existing toys, along with dozens of the most weird and wonderful new toys from around the world, to find only the ones that best hit the (G-)spot. They will also become a feature on British televisions as the foremost foreplay experts, and will have a column on top women’s website FemaleFirst.co.uk.
Government-run Jobcentre Plus offices in the United Kingdom are encouraging unemployed women to apply for work on X-rated websites. This policy is sparking a great deal of outrage and demands for the job adverts to be removed.
Women seeking clerical jobs were given applications for online sex jobs after they visited Jobcentre Plus offices in Birmingham, Warwickshire and Shropshire, England.
The unemployed women are told they can earn up to £700 a week if they strip naked on webcams, engage in sexually explicit conversations with customers, and perform sex acts. The adult agency Faceclick recruiting for the work tells applicants to perform “activities that you feel comfortable with” while naked in front of the webcam. One 19-year-old woman, requesting to remain anonymous, said she was shocked a taxpayer-funded government agency was recruiting for the sex industry. She said: “My job in a call center is a fixed-term contract that’s coming to an end and I’ve just taken out a car loan so I’m desperate for work. But I’m not so desperate that I’m prepared to perform disgusting acts on an internet sex line.” Sky News contacted the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP). A spokeswoman for the DWP said: “We are aware of public concern about advertising these vacancies. We have undertaken a public consultation on this issue and we are reviewing existing policy in light of the responses received.” She added that before 2003, the Jobcentre Plus’s policy was to refuse all job vacancies from the adult entertainment industry. But the policy was challenged in the High Court by Ann Summers, the sex toy and lingerie business, which argued it should be allowed to advertise in Jobcentres. They won their case.
Welcome to my 3rd annual Kentucky Derby run for the Roses picks. The first picks I lost $10. Last year, well I lost my shirt just like the photo here. Yes that is me 15 years ago at the Kentucky Derby in my bra. It was hot in the infield!
Hopefully it will go better this year. You can bet online if you go the official Kentucky Derby site. Bet early, they get jammed up as it gets close to post time. OK as a refresher, here is my strategy to betting. Pick the favorite, if there is a clear choice, if not pick the best horse with the highest odds. Pick 2 more horses in the 10–1, 15–1 range. I place $100 on each horse. I will break that down in a minute. Lets look at today’s race. It has been raining most of the day in Louisville. The track at best will be sloppy. They even cancelled the morning workout. Most handicappers count on the workouts for their final picks. So it is going to be sloppy on the track, a mess. This really changes the game. You need to look at horses that have experience running in the mud. Lookin at Lucky is the 3–1 favorite. The only problem this horse has is that he drew the pole position #1. Horses have a hard time here as they get pinned in. A fast start is crucial, not going to happen in the mudd. The 2nd choice is at the 20th pole position, bad also as the horse on the outside has to challenge every other horse on the track to get to the inside rail. Pole positions are by random draw. It is truly any one’s race. Only 3 horses in the Derby have won in the mud, Devil May Care, Backtalk, Super Saver. This year with the bad weather I predict a long shot will be in the money. So I am going to look at some of the 30–1 horses and hopefully more money for me! I believe that the favorite Lookin for Lucky will be the winner. He has performed well on the pole position and won 2 races from that spot. Bob Baffert the trainer has this horse ready. He is a strong finisher, remember this a LONG horse race 1 1/4 miles. I like Devil May Care a 10–1 choice, a filly who is strong and won in the mud before. Go girl power! My third choice is a long shot, tricky selection here. I will take Mission Impazible at 25–1. This horse is fresh, rested and ready. He won the 1 1/8 mile Louisana Derby March 27th. The odds should be good when betting is finished. Can he make the distance? Here are my bets: Lookin for Lucky $50 Win, $30 Place, $20 Show Remember betting affects the final odds, right now at 2PM bets are spread all over the place and the favorite Lookin in Lucky is now 8–1 as the favorite. I like that. At this moment 11 million dollars has been bet on the Kentucky Derby. Here is some trivia for you. The funniest name for a horse I have heard is Hoof Hearted. Here is the broadcast of his win, so darn funny!
It helps to remove clutter around your sexy woman. Especially the Tampon Box!!
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